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Top 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines
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By eDiets Contributor
You're sitting at the bar having a good time with your friends when all of a sudden it happens. You see him coming from across the room. You decide to stand perfectly still in hopes that he might just go away.
There he is: The lanky, slick-haired, bleached-teeth, thinks-he's-the-king- of-the-universe-and-could-definitely- use-a-breath-mint bighead walks up to you as if he were Casanova coming to do you a favor by sweeping you off your feet. He then opens his big mouth and blurts out his slick, ready-for-my-trick line, Do you know karate? Cause darn it honey, your body is really kickin'!
Some are funny, others are obnoxious and most are just plain lame. Here's our 10 worst:
10. I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
9. I know that milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
8. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
6. Hey baby... drop that zero and get with a hero. In other words, you better come with me.
5. Have you been arrested? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
4. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
3. Did you hurt your head when that angel dropped you from heaven?
2. Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you!
1. You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day!
Got some really bad ones of your own (ahem, that you've heard)? Share them with us by commenting below!
Comment by 
Cassandra Says said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 2:07:00 AM
"I'm sorry for just approaching you like this, but you'll have to forgive me. I feel like I already know you because I've seen you in my dreams..."
Yeah, that one was pretty bad. They guy looked so offended when I laughed, too.
Comment by 
said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 3:14:00 AM
( To a very attractive woman ), ask her: Besides your good looks, what else do you have going on for you?
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:00:00 AM
In 1981, a man actually said
''Are you a swallower or a spitter?''
Comment by soccer.hot.tie said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:29:00 AM
Oh snap! Someone better call the cops cause it's got to be illegal to look that good ;p
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:54:00 AM
you remind me of cambell's soup....Because your mmm mmm good...
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:54:00 PM
That outfit looks good. It would look better wrinkled up on my floor.
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:55:00 PM
They need to rearrange the alphabet to put "U" and "I" together.
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 1:29:00 PM
As we were leaving the club the guy asks: Where are you going?
My friend responds: What-a-burger.
He responds: I'm thinking What-a-body.
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 1:59:00 PM
good thing i brought my library card because i'm checking you out!
Comment by showtimetucson said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 3:50:00 PM
Hey Baby do FRIES COME WITH THAT SHAKE...LOL
Are you taking me home are just going to stare at me all night.
Hey before we begin Im not that easy... I like the last one...
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 3:55:00 PM
Hey Lady, you look so good, I could eat you like a Cookie...from the middle... It still works and good for a laugh...
Comment by lucygooseybaby said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 4:18:00 PM
"That outfit is very becomming on you! Then again .. if i was on you i would be comming..."
haha you gotta love the really awful ones :P
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 5:51:00 PM
THis guy said -
Did you wash your panties in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
Yeah - I just walked away.
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 6:38:00 PM
"It's a good thing I'm a fireman 'cause you are smokin!" I fell off my chair laughing at that one!
Comment by said... - Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:27:00 PM
"Is that a ladder in your stocking...or a stairway to heaven??"
The ultimate worst line ever was said to a gay friend of mine by another guy as he was standing at the bar and had just reached for a seat....."Can I push in your stool?"
OMG! My friend walked away in disgust.
Comment by Michele said... - Sunday, February 17, 2008 3:44:00 AM
Comment by said... - Sunday, February 17, 2008 9:02:00 PM
um excuse me do u have a mirror? i need to show you our future!
Comment by said... - Monday, February 18, 2008 10:23:00 AM
Met a "nice" guy. After talking for a while wanted to know if I needed a ride home (I was there with a friend). When I said no I had a ride, he said he wanted to take me out for coffee or a movie so could he call me. I gave him my number. The next day I get a text saying "too bad I didn't take you home I would have shown you a night of ultimate pleasure."
Please! I texted him back and told him to grow up.
Comment by said... - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 4:04:00 PM
I THINK WE HAVE MET BEFORE--DO YOU HAVE A PROFILE ON MATCH.COM?
Comment by said... - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 5:14:00 PM
Is you Dadddy a carpenter? 'Cause he sure knew what he was doing when he built you.
Comment by said... - Wednesday, February 20, 2008 5:33:00 AM
One winter night guy walks me home. He notice I was cold. He said "Cuddle me, I'm hot blooded". I could'nt stop laughing. We have been together for 21 years.
Comment by said... - Monday, February 25, 2008 8:33:00 PM
I'm looking for a treasure and i found it in your chest...
Is your dad an electrician? cuz you just turn me on...
Comment by said... - Monday, February 25, 2008 10:36:00 PM
I just ate a bag of skittles...do you want to taste the rainbow?
Comment by said... - Monday, April 07, 2008 7:14:00 PM
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see me in your pants...:)
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