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FRIDAY FUNNIES: Bacon Haiku!
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Here at eDiets, we tend to get a little silly sometimes... especially on Fridays. And so here's the FRIDAY FUNNIES! Be sure to check back every week to join us for some ridiculousness! :)Today's topic: Bacon haiku. It's a battle of our (un)poetic talents. The rules are simple; 3 lines (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables) -- about one of our favorite foods, Bacon.
Read our haikus below and vote on the winner!
Bacon what's shakin
Fatty crispy crunchy good
Make my belly bulge.
--Giselle Gerber, eDiets contributor
Sizzle crispy crunch
Makes everything better
Bacon greasy great.
-- Shawn McKee, staff writer
Fry up some piggy
Wakey wakey eggs bakey
Sausage will not do.
-- Dorian Wagner, senior copy editor
Delivered by God
Making the Saliva run
Bacon in my blood.
--Alex Lieber, content director
Grocery shopping
Must remember what wife said
Bring home the bacon.
--Geoffrey Anderson, Jr., copy editor
Bacon for mercy
Crispy Juicy Greasy Good
Live high on the hog.
--Glenn Mueller, eDiets contributor
So whose haiku did you like best? Or... want to take a stab at your own bacon haiku? Get in on the sizzling fun! Post a comment below!
Labels: friday funnies, fun
Comment by 
Tony said... - Friday, May 30, 2008 10:10:00 AM
My vote is for Dorian. Save the sausage for your pizza!
Bacon, I Love You
Better to bring home than eat
Must get back to work
-Tony Mazer
Boca Raton, FL
Comment by 
said... - Friday, May 30, 2008 10:16:00 AM
I'm at the beach, so mine has a more nautical theme:
bacon loves scallop
it's a beautiful embrace
more than just breakfast
Comment by M. Sanz said... - Monday, June 02, 2008 1:46:00 PM
Poor of you, piggies!
Sealed in a pan day and night...
For we have no right.
M. Sansolá,
Mexico City
Comment by said... - Monday, June 02, 2008 4:32:00 PM
Bacon
sodium oozing drips of fat
every time I see you my heart
attacks
Comment by said... - Monday, June 02, 2008 4:47:00 PM
Awesome haikus, guys! Thanks for playing along with us. Keep it up!
--dorian
Comment by cs said... - Friday, April 17, 2009 7:31:00 AM
Fry fry you bacon
Sizzle sound, smell unmistaken
Only way my kids awaken
-- C. Soto
Des Moines, IA
Comment by said... - Friday, April 17, 2009 8:01:00 AM
i like big bacon and i can't deny,you other breakfast meats can go fly,so when you put a piece in your mouth your belly gets happy...
Comment by Mz. Inez said... - Friday, April 17, 2009 9:00:00 AM
Once was a Big Piggie
Now layin crisp on my plate
Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Now tastes so great.
Comment by said... - Friday, April 17, 2009 10:12:00 AM
What's that you're making
sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop
Bacon...bring it on!!
Comment by said... - Friday, April 17, 2009 12:20:00 PM
I like Dorian's the best too!!! Here's my stab at it ;)
Luscious Scrumptious Pig
Ham and Sausage reign supreme
But Bacon is King!
~Heather
Comment by MFComedy said... - Friday, April 17, 2009 6:31:00 PM
Bacon on my plate
OJ poured. Fried eggs just right.
Heaven at the door....
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