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Here at eDiets, we tend to get a little silly sometimes… especially on Fridays. And so here’s the FRIDAY FUNNIES! Be sure to check back every week to join us for some ridiculousness! :)
Today’s topic: Bacon haiku. It’s a battle of our (un)poetic talents. The rules are simple; 3 lines (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables) — about one of our favorite foods, Bacon.
Read our haikus below and vote on the winner!
Bacon what’s shakin
Fatty crispy crunchy good
Make my belly bulge.
–Giselle Gerber, eDiets contributor
Sizzle crispy crunch
Makes everything better
Bacon greasy great.
– Shawn McKee, staff writer
Fry up some piggy
Wakey wakey eggs bakey
Sausage will not do.
– Dorian Wagner, senior copy editor
Delivered by God
Making the Saliva run
Bacon in my blood.
–Alex Lieber, content director
Grocery shopping
Must remember what wife said
Bring home the bacon.
–Geoffrey Anderson, Jr., copy editor
Bacon for mercy
Crispy Juicy Greasy Good
Live high on the hog.
–Glenn Mueller, eDiets contributor
So whose haiku did you like best? Or… want to take a stab at your own bacon haiku? Get in on the sizzling fun! Post a comment below!
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